Why should you be chosen to cover the Kingfisher Calendar 2010 launch?

A hot woman photographer making pictures of hot women models would be the epitome of Kingfisher's Good Times.

What can you do to win a Kingfisher Calendar?

WHAT?! You wouldn't just give it to me?! Look into my eyes please. Those huge overflowing saucers of devilish innocence. No wait. Scratch that. Only pure innocence.